📚 Extremely Official Project

Zo’s Book Rescue Mission

A totally proportionate digital intervention designed to help Zo conquer the remaining pages of the book she has apparently been reading since the dawn of time.

Current progress
Still inside the book.
59%
198 of 337 pages
Your future self is waiting patiently on the final page.
198pages completed
0smugness points
3questions earned
500 smugness points each

Progress is saved on this device. No authors were disrespected in the making of this website.

🎉 BOOK RESCUED

Zo actually finished the book.

After months (and approximately a thousand conversations about it)...

You did it.

MISSION COMPLETE. Zo is free.

Time to ask some awkward questions.